"Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They've got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason. And you were nothing but great to your ho. And you told her that she was the only ho for you, and that she was better than all the other hos in the world, and then..."
[voice cracks]
"Then suddenly she's not your ho no mo'." ( Read more... )

So my brother has upped the ante for this little game we like to play; the one where he annoys me so much that the little vein at my left temple starts to throb dangerously and threatens to reach out and strangle me, à la Stressed Eric. His new trumpet mouthpiece triples up as a rather effective loogie hocker, a really annoying duck call, and a ( Read more... )

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weiming / are you tottenham in disguise?
century eggs arent really marinated for a hundred years anymore you know
dont they just use like, horse pee to speed up the process or something
or....is it just the REAL good century eggs that are put in horse pee for a hundred years

petrina kinda really really wants the iphone
i don' ( Read more... )

There are a lot of things in this world that crack my shit up, and the one that never fails is when M declares it International Speak Like A Pirate Day and, off my incredulous and slightly frightened look, goes "Why you gotta be a playa hate-aarrrr?"

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My brother and I have taken to shrieking "you FAIL at LIFE" incoherently at each other in response to various life-type events, such as his inability to dunk the midget in the PS2 game Bully.

Points are awarded for creative variations on the theme, like tacking on a "FAIL with a capital PEE-HACH", or miming a stamping action and making the ( Read more... )

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How many people read Kurt Vonnegut or T.S. Eliot at the age of 11? Well, more than you'd think, since I recently discovered that two of our Concept module pieces were written by them: Harrison Bergeron and Macavity: The Mystery Cat (respectively). Did you non-RGPS GEPpers do that too? Also, I still can't find the author of Clarissa Montgomery; it ( Read more... )

Here is a wound that never will heal, I know ( Read more... )

As Dorothy Parker once said to her boyfriend ( Read more... )

Without you every morning would feel like going back to work after a holiday ( Read more... )